by T3G Relentlez Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:17 pmPost all your jokes here as you please.
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Your mama is so ugly when she went to a haunted house she came out with an application
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Marks and spencers food is so good everytime it comes on the tele so do i
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Why does SnoopDog Always carry around an unbrella? Fadrizzle. Like it?
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My heavily-pregnant girlfriend complained, "My hormones are all over the place. Half the time I don't know whether to laugh or cry." I said, "I completely understand darling. That's how I feel when I see you naked."
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Oh, so you're starving are you? Well stop spending my donations on annoying plastic trumpets, and buy some F*** rice.
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Thats a joke?
SP IDiZzzie- Member
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well i thought it was funny seeing that during world cup games all you can here are annoying trumpets...:@
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Ah ya that what they are lol I see nice lol
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Not realy racist but i try my best its funny either way well not rely but Why Does stevie Wonder always Smile? PM me for Answer if you are not easily offended and are Black Its not that harsh.
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hahaha i think you should just post the answer its kind of a buzzkill :P
:What's the difference between Rob Green and Justin Bieber?
Rob Green knows how to drop his balls.
:What's the difference between Rob Green and Justin Bieber?
Rob Green knows how to drop his balls.
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Not realy funny cause its real
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X AppleJack wrote:Not realy funny cause its real
i rofld @ it so i thought i would share it
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Lol here we go.How do you make an old laddy cuss? You get another old laddy and put here right next to her and tell her to yell bingo!
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what do you see on a blank page
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- womens rights
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Why can't women drive?
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Hahaha Hmm um ok here we go
How come the man driving the train got stuck by lightning????
How come the man driving the train got stuck by lightning????
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- He Was a good Conductor
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Call of Duty: Reducing Teen pregnancies since 2007.
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What do you get when I and the FAL are added together?
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not really that funny imo
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Best I could think of Atm!!
Here we go!
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Here we go!
What is red and smells like blue paint?
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- Red paint o.0
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around." :twisted:
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A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You
must be single.'
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked at
the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on
earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're f@*&in ugly.
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You
must be single.'
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked at
the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on
earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're f@*&in ugly.
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